Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for October 02, 2019

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    wonka291  over 2 years ago

    I’m guessing these are being newly coloured, am I right?

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    jpayne4040  over 2 years ago

    Yeah, that whole multiple bosses and co-reports thing is not fun!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Dotted Lines are the companies way of saying we need more people but we are not going to waste money on that. We are just going to lend you to a different manager for a while. Work harder!

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    namleht  over 2 years ago

    I have that now…it’s easy, I don’t do anything for either & no one seems to notice

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    posstockhoarder  over 2 years ago

    And don’t forget to finish your TPS reports!

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    DCBakerEsq  over 2 years ago

    ‘Boss’ is an artificial construct I choose to ignore.

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    GROG Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Should a business such a presented here ever have existed, it couldn’t possibly have lasted long before going bankrupt or bought by a competitor. I’m glad I never worked for such a business.

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    Mediatech  over 2 years ago

    Employees are not permitted to die on the job. Any employee found dead will be fired at once.

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    InTraining  over 2 years ago

    Now I am beginning to understand how Wally developed his Modus Operandi…!

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    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    The real Wally wouldn’t commit suicide: too passive-aggressive for that.

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    Catbert is evil. Catbert is a cat. Therefore, all cats are evil.

    Okay, it’s a faulty syllogism, “undistributed middle,” but it makes the point. This is the kind of frustration that has made Wally the man he is….

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    rgcviper  over 2 years ago

    Maybe Wally would like Jack Johnson to help him Staple It Together


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