That’s computer science for you.
Oh, gui gui gumdrops!
Do not help PHB! Let him fail on his own!
Halo, but it looks like the project is "Doom"ed!
GNOME: (Pronounced guh-nome.) … GNOME is a Windows-like desktop system that works on UNIX and UNIX-like systems and is not dependent on any one window manager. The current version runs on Linux, FreeBSD, IRIX and Solaris. I use it on a version of Ubuntu.
The BFG is my favorite object.
Try, “ctrl alt delete” & see what happens.
But, you’re working in Excel …
Time for a long-lunch boys, you’ve done your job…!
Next show him Oregon Trail!
The PHB has never accepted the leadership cornerstone principle of “accountability of command” as does the majority of corporate America and politicians in general. Included is the denial of “authority” and “responsibility” by placing blame for failure elsewhere.
Okay Dilbert, time to break the glass in case of emergency and pull out the Etch-A-Sketch for PHB!!
That’s almost as good as the laptop they gave him. Dilbert only had to show him how to reboot it twice I think it was.
I see that they’ve convinced him that they play first person shooter games and call it work. This will come back to bite them, but for now, he’s busy and they can work.