Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for September 11, 2019


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    GROG Premium Member 5 days ago

    That’s computer science for you.

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    Sisyphos  5 days ago

    Oh, gui gui gumdrops!

    Do not help PHB! Let him fail on his own!

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    Troglodyte  4 days ago

    Halo, but it looks like the project is "Doom"ed!

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    gnome  4 days ago

    GNOME: (Pronounced guh-nome.) … GNOME is a Windows-like desktop system that works on UNIX and UNIX-like systems and is not dependent on any one window manager. The current version runs on Linux, FreeBSD, IRIX and Solaris. I use it on a version of Ubuntu.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  4 days ago

    The BFG is my favorite object.

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    Kabana_Bhoy  4 days ago

    Try, “ctrl alt delete” & see what happens.

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    DCBakerEsq  4 days ago

    But, you’re working in Excel …

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    InTraining  4 days ago

    Time for a long-lunch boys, you’ve done your job…!

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    Madzdad the bard  4 days ago

    Next show him Oregon Trail!

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    ayespin  4 days ago

    The PHB has never accepted the leadership cornerstone principle of “accountability of command” as does the majority of corporate America and politicians in general. Included is the denial of “authority” and “responsibility” by placing blame for failure elsewhere.

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    fix-n-fly  4 days ago

    Okay Dilbert, time to break the glass in case of emergency and pull out the Etch-A-Sketch for PHB!!

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    KenParnell  4 days ago

    That’s almost as good as the laptop they gave him. Dilbert only had to show him how to reboot it twice I think it was.

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    Concretionist  4 days ago

    I see that they’ve convinced him that they play first person shooter games and call it work. This will come back to bite them, but for now, he’s busy and they can work.

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