How about 10 shares of Mc Donalds and get yourself a Happy Meal…!
There’s no doubt Wally is.
How about some of those sugar packets?
What’s wrong with being cheap, Dilbert?
These guys are the very soul of generosity… not!
At $204/share I would gladly take 10.
Since when do Dads have baby showers?
Splurge for a crayon and make a face on a paper bag.
I wouldn’t be too worried about giving a paper dress. The kid will outgrow it in a week anyway.
Wally’s cheapskate advice is not what you want here, Dilly!