Catbert: You will use your Lemon 666 computer and like it!
Do you think Scott Adams does occasional guest cartoons on PBS?
You may leave now…permanently if you know what’s best for you.
Shouldn’t it be “Dilonger you verk here, diverse it gets”? Reminds me of the Goths in Asterix.
Hate the title “Human Resources”…. there was nothing wrong with “Personnel”…! Humans are not resources… Coal is a resource… Gaaaaaa…. !
HR has come a long way in the past few years. A very long way. Like off shoring lonnnng way. Seems like now either you have to have a computer so they can answer your questions on their web page or you have to skype them in another country. Who’d a thunk the personnel touch could be from so far away.
Catbert doing Groucho?
Now THAT’s diversity!
I’m da viper, and I’m coming to vipe your vindows….
Ve have our vays!
It’s good to remember that “diversity” was brought to us from corporate headquarters.
It was an important step in paving the way for massive imports of “legal” workers with H-1 visas.
And in a totally unrelated coincidence, all kinds of workers were laid off, fired, forced to retire, etc., and labor costs were substantially supressed.
Because there were hardly any Americans who were skilled or could learn skills.
Sounds like my old job
It’s so much more diverse now!
Catbert, Evil Human Resources Director and even more evil punster! Groan!