Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for March 20, 2019


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    Zykoic  over 1 year ago

    Beware of FUD sales pitches

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    jackhammer165  over 1 year ago

    Tail’s not wagging- Dogbert hasn’t nailed this deal yet!

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    Kristiaan Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ceci n’est pas une maison.

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    Super Smash Bros Ultimate  over 1 year ago

    If he offers a Mansion, it’ll probably be like Luigis and Mario will have to de haunt it

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    jpayne4040  over 1 year ago

    “But all I’ve got is a photograph…”

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ahhh. Barney Madeoff, the early years. It warms my heart to see how far they came. sarcasm.

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    Spock  over 1 year ago

    I don’t feel sorry for most of Madoff’s “victims”. Most of them were very rich, greedy, and tax evaders. He destroyed some families, though. Interestingly enough, a whistle-blower gave informations to the SEC already in 2000 (and again in 2001, 2005 and 2007), and more and more investment experts told the SEC that it was for sure a Ponzi scheme, because Madoff wasn’t even trading much. But the SEC wouldn’t react. Also the press didn’t want to write a thing about it. Experts and even Madoff himself said, that it was very easy to see what he was doing and easy to prove it. Wall street firms didn’t invest in his scheme, because they all knew, but both SEC’s Boston office, New York office, and the Central Bank of Ireland failed to do even the most basic checks, and they continued to do nothing after having been informed by multiple market players for years. Only when the Ponzi scheme collapsed, everything came out.

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    danholt Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Wouldn’t that be ‘defurred’ income?

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    InTraining  over 1 year ago

    Alice…. You are better off going for the dumpster… At least you won’t be in debt… !

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Never mind that, would I be able to subscribe to GoComics?

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    DCBakerEsq  over 1 year ago

    I always buy my picture frames with the photographs already in them. Instant family and friends. And, an occasional celebrity.

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    Dippy  over 1 year ago

    Oops. Honesty is a bad business strategy there, Dogbert.

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    Oooh! I could own a photograph! Let me run this past my other financial advisor, okay, Doggiebert?

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