Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for March 13, 2019


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    jackhammer165  3 months ago

    Love Ted’s hair bandage!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Management 101. Lesson learned. Your journey has begun. Pick up your tail at the personnel office. You’ll get your pitch fork after you fire a few good people for being to good and making you look bad.

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    jpayne4040  3 months ago

    LOL! Timing is everything!

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    Troglodyte  3 months ago

    Just what Catbert (evil HR Director) would have advised!

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    Ray*C  3 months ago

    Couldn’t have planned it better? He couldn’t plan anything. Managers don’t plan much. Mostly, they make giant leaping non sequiturs.

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    ahnk_2000  3 months ago

    I saw this strip on a manager’s office wall years ago. When I first saw Ted’s “beard”, I was hoping this was coming.

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    Dippy  3 months ago

    Ted’s soul must have been contained in his beard, as it appears it’s the only body part that got injured.

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    Charles Hoeft  3 months ago

    So not much has changed for him.

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    Arrgh! Ted is indestructible!

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    I don't Know  3 months ago

    I had the pleasure of pushing my boss out the open door of a perfectly good airplane: unfortunately, he was wearing a parachute.

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