Love Ted’s hair bandage!
Management 101. Lesson learned. Your journey has begun. Pick up your tail at the personnel office. You’ll get your pitch fork after you fire a few good people for being to good and making you look bad.
LOL! Timing is everything!
Just what Catbert (evil HR Director) would have advised!
Couldn’t have planned it better? He couldn’t plan anything. Managers don’t plan much. Mostly, they make giant leaping non sequiturs.
I saw this strip on a manager’s office wall years ago. When I first saw Ted’s “beard”, I was hoping this was coming.
Ted’s soul must have been contained in his beard, as it appears it’s the only body part that got injured.
So not much has changed for him.
Arrgh! Ted is indestructible!
I had the pleasure of pushing my boss out the open door of a perfectly good airplane: unfortunately, he was wearing a parachute.