Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for February 16, 2019


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    Super Smash Bros Ultimate  8 months ago

    If this keeps up Dilbert won’t have a shirt

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    Anathema Premium Member 8 months ago

    I met a salesman like that once.

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    Troglodyte  8 months ago

    Forceful, if ineffective, selling strategies.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 8 months ago

    That is a good salesman from a management point of view. He will be a CEO one day.

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    Ray*C  8 months ago

    I went to Best Buy to get a wireless keyboard. Some guy, not an employee, came up beside me, started telling me which one I should get and why. When I decided on a different model, he just went off, but I felt like I had insulted him. I’m still having trouble getting my fingers in the right place on this Logitech keyboard, but I love it anyway because it’s hot looking and has about a hundred keys that I’ll never use.

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    sheilag  8 months ago

    I love that this one is old enough that he it out buying a MODEM… I’m not even sure my work laptop (Windows) even has a modem any longer, even though it’s due to be “aged out of service” in a few months…

    I remember the days of buying a 56K modem and trying to get one that matched your ISP: K-flex or X2? Later it was hardware (better) or a software modem (waaay cheaper)… :-P

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    chromosome Premium Member 8 months ago

    From the looks of this equipment, I wonder what an electronics store will look like in another 24 years?

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    ClarkKent46  8 months ago

    I have a 10 megabit/sec modem supplied by the cable company WOW (wide open west).

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    rs  8 months ago

    Wow, when this was new Dilbert would have been looking at dialup phone modems at 14.4K.

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    Sisyphos  8 months ago

    Is that Tiny Liz as cashier?

    Hit him with a rolled-up newspaper, Dilbert—at least, that’s what used to be recommended for “over-enthusiastic” pets who would latch unto you….

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    finnygirl Premium Member 8 months ago

    As Pamm mentioned, sometimes things are worse for us women. A persistent salesman at the cell phone store had just sold me a cell phone, but when it came to the case, he insisted that “the ladies always like the purple.” I didn’t like the purple; I wanted the black. He kept at it for a couple of minutes, insisting that I should buy the purple one! I finally just started heading towards the cashier, and left with – you guessed it – a cell phone with a BLACK cover!

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