Dogbert, go out and hunt down your own food.
Not a people dog.
I like reading stories about authors who make it big at the start. Both Stephan King and JK Rowling faced a lot of rejection. Luckily both found someone who liked their work.
Of course he’s not a people person. He’s a dog.
Doggiebert is my kind o’ guy! Slap ’em down, Doggie! Smash their dreams! Ruin their careers! Gloat gloat, gloat!