I’m behind because you sat on that project 5 months before assigning it.
I was given ONE WEEK to undo FIVE YEARS of coding changes.
Writing daily status reports will contribute to the reasons why you’re behind.
PHB is so clueless, he will be surprised when the V-P expresses her dissatisfaction that he couldn’t get the job done in time. Take heart, Dilbert, and work on your sabotage skills….