It’s a good thing Ted has his medsHe’s about to scrutinized by the fedsAnd that tumbler of Jack on the rocksIs bound to be felt down to his socksHis career about to become hell and goneAll for the sake of the mighty arbitronJim there is looking pretty slickIs he channeling someone by the name of Nick?Looking like he’s fit and trimyou might say, man he’s just a little thinSo, Ted does not trust someone with a beardWhen actually the clean shaven ones who should be fearedThink of it, every war we have ever been inHas been started by men with no whiskers on their chinSo Ted, tellum what you want them to knowOn your bigoted, jingoistic, reactionary radio showYou scream and yell about the loss of rightsYet you’re the kind who on the field of battle never fightsYou’re so happy to send others to fight your warsBut if you ever had to, you’d mess your satin drawersYou’re a coward and a bully and dirty chicken hawkYou never do anything worthwhile, but just sit there and squawk.So take your bigotry and that about which you whineAnd stick them where the sun don’t shine.Thank you: Woodworker318, BillT, margueritem and DetDD.
It’s a good thing Ted has his medsHe’s about to scrutinized by the fedsAnd that tumbler of Jack on the rocksIs bound to be felt down to his socksHis career about to become hell and goneAll for the sake of the mighty arbitronJim there is looking pretty slickIs he channeling someone by the name of Nick?Looking like he’s fit and trimyou might say, man he’s just a little thinSo, Ted does not trust someone with a beardWhen actually the clean shaven ones who should be fearedThink of it, every war we have ever been inHas been started by men with no whiskers on their chinSo Ted, tellum what you want them to knowOn your bigoted, jingoistic, reactionary radio showYou scream and yell about the loss of rightsYet you’re the kind who on the field of battle never fightsYou’re so happy to send others to fight your warsBut if you ever had to, you’d mess your satin drawersYou’re a coward and a bully and dirty chicken hawkYou never do anything worthwhile, but just sit there and squawk.So take your bigotry and that about which you whineAnd stick them where the sun don’t shine.Thank you: Woodworker318, BillT, margueritem and DetDD.