Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for October 01, 2022

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    Cornelius Noodleman  6 months ago

    My uncle talks to pumpkins when he drinks too!

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    PoodleGroomer  6 months ago

    What about the bags of assorted candies?

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  6 months ago

    My local supermarket has been selling boxes of sweets and chocolate with Santa on it for the past 3 weeks

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    Yakety Sax  6 months ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-sX2Y0W8l0

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Oooh okaaaay! Only if you buy me a pumpkin spiced hot tottie!

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    ChessPirate  6 months ago

    (▀_ʖ▀)☞ “Hi, Jack!” ☜(▀_ʖ▀)

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    I Mad Am I  6 months ago

    Buy a pumpkin today! Get the little kiddies to have a craft day to make scary carved pumpkins! Set it out on the patio for everyone to see! Watch as your kids get more scared of the jack-o-lantern as it slowly rots and grows mold out of its orifices. By the time Halloween rolls around… the children will be more than happy to shovel it up and send it away!

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    Howard'sMyHero  6 months ago

    Oops! … it’s my sister’s birthday …!!!

    ( just heard Jimmy Carter is 98 today … not my sister though )

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    tung cha cha cha  6 months ago

    Stores seem to skip over Turkey Day—it’s fill the stores with Halloween and Christmas stuff starting in Aug.

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Don’t tell Lil some stores already have decorations up for Christmas

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    whelan_jj  6 months ago

    It’s not too early for Autumn and harvest decorations since fall began last week. Uncarved pumpkins included.

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    Bing43  6 months ago

    Earliest I ever saw Christmas decorations was just after the fourth of July. Store caught so much flack that they took them off the shelves.

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    po'dawg  6 months ago

    As a mailman, a patron had decorated with corn stalks by the mail box, as I reached to the mail box a squirrel jumped out. I jumped about six feet, don’t know which one of us was frighten the most.

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    po'dawg  6 months ago

    With today’s inflation what does a pumpkin cost? About thirty dollars?

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    grenjello  6 months ago

    Some houses in my area started decorating 2 weeks ago.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 6 months ago

    pumpkin spice and everything nice grows in my garden

    but you better think twice – yes you better think twice

    afore you try to mix it with my chewing and drinking

    or you might find out that you really aren’t thinking

    ‘bout what I really really like when I’m chewing and drinking

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    thorshamber  6 months ago

    No it ain’t

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    Happy Cat Premium Member 6 months ago

    Totally agree!

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