Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for December 29, 2021

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 1 year ago

    Oh Boy, a whole week of Doordash jokes!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 1 year ago

    A subsidiary of Bloodbath and Beyond.

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    Knightman Premium Member over 1 year ago


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    gammaguy  over 1 year ago


    I thought that was Al, “running” for President.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And their drivers are called Gordashions as they think they are quite the trend setters!

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    I hear they’re paying $15.00 per freshly “scraped off the ground” animal to ensure freshness!

    EW EW EW

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    jscarff57 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Called it yesterday!

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    ChessPirate  over 1 year ago

    “Look, there’s a new ‘Diamond Lil’ comic in the ‘Doordash’ arc!”

    “Oh, ‘Boredash’…”

    (Sorry Brett, but you know you deserve it! ☺)

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    FassEddie  over 1 year ago

    How about that at home masseuse service for when you’ve really over-worked yourself?


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    Howard'sMyHero  over 1 year ago

    Goredash: For when you need some something FLAT and FURRY with a side of FLIES … right NOW …!!

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    buckman-j  over 1 year ago

    It often comes in Carrion bags

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    gopher gofer  over 1 year ago

    their slogan is snacks that were just dyin’ for you

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    RWill  over 1 year ago

    So to finish my dumb joke from yesterday for no apparent reason, the Harry Potter film delivery service would be Dumbledoredash.

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