Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for October 09, 2021

I hope you didn’t leave him a tip.

hope he wasn’t short with the waiter…

I complained to his manager, General Tso.

Nothings worse than a hot and sour waiter! I always say to grouches, “Having a bad day are you?” Then they laugh….then they’re Sweet N Sour!

Boiled Crab?

Chicken Ki-Vetch?

Yeller Fried Rice(With Red-in-the-Face Sauce)?

Chop Your Suey?

Kung [POW!] Chicken?

Hot-Under-the-Collar Pot?

Stewing Pork?

Hope he asked: “Do you yuan a tip?” …!

Not shortribs?!?