Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for October 06, 2021

Love the salad dressing.

I sure hope that was avocado…

AH-CHOOst can’t take anymore…!

that’s nothing to sneeze at…

So … a Salad Bar with no Sneeze Guard? That’snot a good idea.

They also have a wheezer special, a free geezer dessert, and a box of Kleenex when you’re all finished!

Now we know what those sneeze shields at the Food Lion are for.

Mmmm … sneezer salad, especially with cACHOOs …!

In an old Kung Fu movie I watched, there was actually a character named Ah Chu…

Asked for the dressing on the side. They said it was Green Goddess but it’s snot really.