“I knew I should have worn pants.”
You and Ziggy, both.
Did someone plant nutmeg in the pumpkin patch?
Just throw a paper towel over my stem so I don’t seem anxious, will ya, Lil? Thanks!
Wait until you see my carved form.
Just borrow a thong from Howard.
Divide the rough distance around a pumpkin by its average diameter and you get … wait for it …
a roughly guessed and average pumpkin pi …!
May 24, 2014