Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for May 20, 2022

Don’t you hate it when your washing machine acts up?

It behooves you to choose the “Abnormal Wash Cycle”, Horace.

That looks like fun. I wonder if mine can do that.

A person with normal abs is ab-normal.

Everyone wants to control the spin cycle.

Sure it is. You just push the wrong button.

At least it wasn’t the abombinable cycle.

I have to use the normal cycle sometimes just so I can say that something in my life is normal

Just imagine a chorus line of those in a laundromat.

Hello my baby! Hello my honey! Hello my ragtime gal!

Abby Normal?

wait, where’s that option on the dial thing?

Horace’s hooves seem to have the magic touch on the washing machine. He’s brought out the hoofer inside.

… And brought out the singer, too … “I’m singing – making rain. Just singing – making rain. What a glorious feelin – I’m happy again …”

Straight from “The Ministry of Silly Washes” Wishy-washy, this machine!

Dirtminator free- Rise of the Washing Machines

join in Horace…“You put your left foot in You take your left foot out You put your left foot in And you shake it all about You do the hokey pokey And you turn yourself around That’s what it’s all about”….!

A new meaning to shake, rattle and roll…..

Could have been worse; you don’t wan the vicious cycle.

Good job of extrapolating from the well-known phenomenon of washing machines “walking” across the laundry room when worn belts cause irregular spin. DON’T let one dance you into a corner.

I blame you for being too lazy to change them into fingers.

You fat-hoofed it?

I tried washing five pairs of jeans at once and got something like that.

And I know “‘Normal’ is just a setting on your dryer”. I always use “High”, which is why my shirts come out wrinkled.

“Cthulhu fhtagn”