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Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 05, 2018

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    Tigressy  4 months ago

    …very popular. Not St. Range.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member 4 months ago

    Eighth grade stuff (“middle school” now days). Ah the memories, decades in the monochrome of the past.

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    Gale Premium Member 4 months ago

    St. Ood just couldn’t stand it. St. Ain just wouldn’t come out. St. Rap was once a performer. St. Andoffish was sick of fish.

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    WaitingMan  4 months ago

    I could go for St. Alfonso’s Pancake Breakfast right about now.

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    Ron Bauerle  4 months ago

    In case I’m not the only one who didn’t get it: Stolichnaya is a vodka made of wheat and rye grain.

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member 4 months ago

    St. Uck wasn’t very good at solving problems. St. Ark has a bleak outlook on life. St. Urdy had a strong and healthy constitution.

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    Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member 4 months ago

    I am praying to St Oppitatonce….

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    Kaputnik  4 months ago

    You never know when St. Ealthy is around.

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    Hugh B. Hayve  4 months ago

    St. Oner, is the patron saint of Rastafarians.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 4 months ago

    St. Upid is the patron saint of way too many people.

    And for the horsey set, St. Ud is always popular.

    In politics, the swamp dwellers love St. Agnant of the Waters.

    In Pittsburgh, the patron saint used to be St. Eel, and his acolytes were St. Eelers.

    For those who “also serve” there is St. Andby.

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    chris_weaver  4 months ago

    This went completely over St. Upid’s head!

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    Stephen Gilberg  4 months ago

    Igma, Eely, Inky, Acked, Ruggle, Olen, Ealth, Olid, Imulus, Ing, Out…

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    BlueFin Premium Member 4 months ago

    St. Reets has spread those St. Op signs everywhere.

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    nerdhoof  4 months ago

    Samson might have been a fan of the TV show “Scrubs”. Zach Braff’s character used to talk about Dr. Acula.

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    Argythree  4 months ago

    This was a lot of fun, but, as a person who is not of the Christian faith, I am now officially confused. I thought saints were no longer among the living, not residents of monasteries (?)

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    EMET  4 months ago

    Visit St. Xavier on the wall of the Chicago wolves arena.

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    Fred  4 months ago

    Eat drink & be merry. It’s that time of year…

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    Kaputnik  4 months ago

    I almost forgot the martyr who met a gruesome fate at the hands of cannibals, St. Ew.

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    nerdhoof  4 months ago

    You might need St. Amina to get through all these puns.

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