bookmark with racing stripes...check
"beginners guide to the slow movement"...check
Ooh, you've taken up speed reading.
Perhaps the slow movement is musical.
A bowel movement could be both slow and musical.
Sorry. I apologize for that.
Come on, Horace. It’s time to rondo them up.
I hope you’re sober, Horace; Peter Griffin once got busted for reading while intoxicated.
enjoy your speed reading!
July 31, 2015