alright a win win
Till the lightning strikes. .I know, it was still a good choice, but it had to be said.
Maybe when it stops raining, to show thanks, he will paint this tree too!
“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.” (Jack Handey)
At least it’s not an apple tree. Then it could drop one, and the score would be 2-1.
According to an old joke, if you’re caught out on a golf course when a thunderstorm blows up and there’s nowhere to hide, hold a 1-iron over your head — because not even God can hit a 1-iron. Supposedly, Lee Trevino (look him up) doesn’t like that joke — because, supposedly, he was struck by lightning on a golf course while holding a 1-iron.
And the ax will be rusty
Rain’s gotta stop at some point
July 31, 2015