According to an old joke, if you’re caught out on a golf course when a thunderstorm blows up and there’s nowhere to hide, hold a 1-iron over your head — because not even God can hit a 1-iron. Supposedly, Lee Trevino (look him up) doesn’t like that joke — because, supposedly, he was struck by lightning on a golf course while holding a 1-iron.
kenneth6 almost 12 years ago
alright a win win
cdward almost 12 years ago
Till the lightning strikes. .I know, it was still a good choice, but it had to be said.
The Hammer Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Maybe when it stops raining, to show thanks, he will paint this tree too!
Sherlock Watson almost 12 years ago
“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.” (Jack Handey)
Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Rain delay.
bmonk almost 12 years ago
At least it’s not an apple tree. Then it could drop one, and the score would be 2-1.
K M almost 12 years ago
According to an old joke, if you’re caught out on a golf course when a thunderstorm blows up and there’s nowhere to hide, hold a 1-iron over your head — because not even God can hit a 1-iron. Supposedly, Lee Trevino (look him up) doesn’t like that joke — because, supposedly, he was struck by lightning on a golf course while holding a 1-iron.
vldazzle almost 12 years ago
And the ax will be rusty
Pirate Mike creator almost 12 years ago
Rain’s gotta stop at some point