Horace: How to use chopsticks in 3 easy steps. 1. "My, those fans blades sure look dusty!"
Wonderful technique, Horace. I’ll remember that the next time I go to a Thai restaurant.
Pay no attention to that loud, slurping sound in panel #2
Amazing how he was able to do that with hooves.
Oh, is THAT how you use chopsticks? (I’ve always wondered)
Aw, come on! The proper way of using chopsticks involves a piano, not a ceiling fan.
I’ve long wondered why a culture whose cuisine includes rice dishes would ever use chopsticks. Do they eat the rice one grain at a time?
:Yes, Rubes cartoon had something similar. A horse and a steer at a table with chop sticks, going no where with them, Nov. 11, 2010.
Eating rice with chopsticks is very easy, as long as you know how.
I have often seen it eaten from a bowl and pushed into the mouth rather than picked up by bites-that fits a dryer long grain rice.
July 31, 2015