Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 28, 2023

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    Templo S.U.D.  4 months ago

    Who’s going to do the boy’s biddings when his father is gone (for a psychiatric ward)?

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    allen@home  4 months ago

    You want a grilled cheese sandwich. Then get your fanny in the kitchen and make it.

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    Tigressy  4 months ago

    “Sorry, Elliot: No can do. I’ve spent all my spare time cleaning up after you.”

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    Tigressy  4 months ago

    Tony asked, about 4 hours ago

    Favorite sandwich?

    I’m not picky. But grilled? Croque monsieur!

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    wongo  4 months ago

    Have you ever heard of “MILITARY SCHOOL”!

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    Elliott, you’re old enough to make your own sandwich!

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    raybarb44  4 months ago

    Boy needs an 11 week bootcamp right now…..

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member 4 months ago

    I don’t know why any parent would start that nonsense of cutting the crust off of bread. Stupid.

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    Someone needs to take a course in parenting, someone else needs to be enroll in a scared straight program.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Sure son, plain bread and water coming up!

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    stamps  4 months ago

    I always told my kids that eating the crust would give you curly hair. None of them had curly hair when they grew up.

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    aussie399 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Put the clothes back. Pick up the note. Stand in front of him. Screw up the note. Force feed it to him in lieu of cheese sandwich. Make appropriate suggestions/directions. Repeat as necessary

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