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Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for September 25, 2021

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  2 months ago

    How about “twenty-three skiddoo”?

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    Sanspareil  2 months ago

    Tip a canoe and Timbuktu.

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    Sanspareil  2 months ago

    Just tell Elliot that it’s not “the bee’s knees”

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    nosirrom  2 months ago

    Tony’s QOTD: Are you act old?

    First: the wording of the QOTD is not a typo on my part.

    Second: I AM OLD so it doesn’t matter how I act.

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    Knightman Premium Member 2 months ago

    Well I am retired!!!

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    John Wiley Premium Member 2 months ago

    The bill of a ballcap is there to shade your eyes.

    Slow that car down! (Should take eight seconds to traverse the utility poles.)

    You whippersnappers get off my lawn or I’ll loose the dog. (Said in jest to the neighbor kids. They like Sophie.)

    Stuff I’ve started saying since I retired.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 2 months ago

    If a parent speaks in the forest, are they still embarrassing?

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    ksu71  2 months ago

    That’s groovy!

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    jrpah Premium Member 2 months ago

    that’s not wok Did I use it right?

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    MuddyUSA   2 months ago

    Things change too quickly for most parents?

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    Michael G.  2 months ago

    Got me a zoot suit with a ’rete pleat!

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    Tigressy  2 months ago

    When I was a preschooler, I was asked by adults about the age of my parents (my siblings were 12 and are 10 years older than me) – I always answered “100!” and always meant that as a compliment to their wisdom.

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    raybarb44  2 months ago

    Wait until he has his own kids. Revenge is best served cold…….

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    snowedin83861  2 months ago

    I am 70, and people say that I don’t act like I’m 70. I am not sure how I’m supposed to act.

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    catowne  2 months ago

    Ever see the picture of the guy with his hat on backwards and sunglasses hanging from the collar of his shirt and he is shading is eyes from the sun with his hand to see.

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    I’m not much of a actor, this is all natural.

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