Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for September 24, 2020

Like when Homer scoffed at Bart doesn’t have a son when Bart’s scout troop was planning a father/son raft ride.

Tony asked, about 6 hours ago

Are you a dad?

Nope. And not a Mom, either.

Yep! And I have a homemade crown to prove it.

I like the question. Any idiot can father children, but it takes a special person to be a dad.

I’ve graduated, now I’m a GreatGrandPop!

Say, whatever happened to Spork?

Ouch!!!

Grandparents and grandchildren get along so well because they share a common enemy. …heard that somewhere.

Oh, you mean with me! Got other plans.