Like when Homer scoffed at Bart doesn’t have a son when Bart’s scout troop was planning a father/son raft ride.
Tony asked, about 6 hours ago
Are you a dad?
Nope. And not a Mom, either.
Yep! And I have a homemade crown to prove it.
I like the question. Any idiot can father children, but it takes a special person to be a dad.
I’ve graduated, now I’m a GreatGrandPop!
Say, whatever happened to Spork?
Grandparents and grandchildren get along so well because they share a common enemy. …heard that somewhere.
Oh, you mean with me! Got other plans.
September 13, 2014