Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for September 17, 2020

I’m the opposite of this guy: I can do a load of laundry, but can hardly operate my telly.

Tony asked, about 5 hours ago

Laundry or dishes?

Good question; both machines are in our kitchen on the same fuse (10A).

What to do first today? – Decision, decisions…

Laundry or dishes? – Is this an odd or even month?

I do laundry and dishes perfectly!

It’s really easy!

I have always done the laundry. And the dishes. And the cooking. In fairness, we both do, but my wife doesn’t like the way I do laundry, so she does everything that’s communal. I do almost all the cooking. It works.

You don’t need to be Einstein, just close. So ask a woman to show you. If she goes slow enough, you might get it.

Laundry, dishes yuck!!!, but if you have to, you have to!!!

Laundry? Wear them until they walk away on their own and buy new clothes.

Dishes? Even the wax coated paper ones fall apart in water. Besides take out comes in it’s own container. ;-)

Nope. Not even close.

Short answer? Yes

I mean…How hard can it be? soap, clothes, start. BOOM! It tends to be noisier when you put the dishes in there.

If I don’t do it, it don’t get done!

I just do everything on cold. It’s gotten me out of doing laundry for 43 years of marriage.

Apparently so……

Cold water lets everything last longer. Air drying socks and shirts, t-shirts and button, and jeans adds to their longevity, but try to keep them out of direct sunlight. Washing jeans in the ways recommended by Levi’s also helps.

I wash everything on cold.