Soon, she can make it a 3 part move trilogy.
WE WERE PROMISED A TANTRUM!!!
Time to go to sleep now Alice.
Jeez, I hope I’m still around when the auto-bio comes out; possible title maybe, “Alice in Chains”.
It’s all about the personal suffering
Calm down Judas, we’ll read you another bedtime story
Alice will have a great career on the stage.
My philosophy of life is that no experience is wasted if you can get a good story out of it. Preferably, the story is funny.
One day it’ll be an opera – “Il Cerotto.”
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
And suffering leads to great story telling.
Mrs. Otterloop knows better than Kevin, and she didn’t contradict the Panda claim, so those are not ostriches.
I think Alice has a bright future as a Tik Tok-er.
Y’know I gotta say, I had a running accident when I was 13 where I was tripped knees-first into a gravel driveway and tore my knees up pretty good, and I didn’t make one-tenth the fuss this drama queen did over minor scrape. Of course, I was in shock, but nonetheless….!
Egad! Alice, the Autobiographical Literary Critic and her new and improved, expanded Tale of Woe. (Attendance mandatory.)