What’s wrong with aprons? The real problem with being a ketchup monitor is having to break up ketchup fights every 10 minutes, and the apron will help with that.
Attaboy, Petey! You are safer with Mom, ‘cause Peter Senior is, literally, playing with tummy terrorists! As a Games Observer you won’t have to do anything!
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
smart choice, Petey
JudasPeckerwood over 1 year ago
Getting too close to those condiments could impact Petey’s Global Pickiness Ranking!
gbars70 over 1 year ago
Dad just blew a sigh of relief.
Detroit Dan over 1 year ago
I also am condiment free…
WaitingMan over 1 year ago
When they make me ketchup monitor, I will pass an international ban on the putrid stuff.
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 1 year ago
What’s wrong with aprons? The real problem with being a ketchup monitor is having to break up ketchup fights every 10 minutes, and the apron will help with that.
Droptma Styx over 1 year ago
More to the point, Petey doesn’t understand why other people LIKE games or condiments.
johndifool over 1 year ago
Somehow, I doubt Petey would enjoy a game of Calvinball…
6turtle9 over 1 year ago
Will there be trebuchets involved in the games? Probably just cornhole and whack-a-ceiling-clown.
stamps over 1 year ago
Bye dad, I’ll ketchup with you later.
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Attaboy, Petey! You are safer with Mom, ‘cause Peter Senior is, literally, playing with tummy terrorists! As a Games Observer you won’t have to do anything!