smart choice, Petey
Getting too close to those condiments could impact Petey’s Global Pickiness Ranking!
Dad just blew a sigh of relief.
I also am condiment free…
When they make me ketchup monitor, I will pass an international ban on the putrid stuff.
What’s wrong with aprons? The real problem with being a ketchup monitor is having to break up ketchup fights every 10 minutes, and the apron will help with that.
More to the point, Petey doesn’t understand why other people LIKE games or condiments.
Somehow, I doubt Petey would enjoy a game of Calvinball…
Will there be trebuchets involved in the games? Probably just cornhole and whack-a-ceiling-clown.
Bye dad, I’ll ketchup with you later.
Attaboy, Petey! You are safer with Mom, ‘cause Peter Senior is, literally, playing with tummy terrorists! As a Games Observer you won’t have to do anything!