No Gorilla Glue!! We know how that turns out!!
It’s part of the reason she has such a strong hold on Timmy Fretwork, the banjo man; the man, ironically you supposedly can’t tie down.
Hey, Alice! Is there an American Gothic style pic o’ Mz. Bliss & Timmy Fretwork on display ??
It’s things like the “universal constant” remark that convince Marcus’s mother of his inevitable fame.
See, the whole idea is funny! Because it’s so outlandish! Who would do such a thing???!! Oh, wait!!!!
Ooh la la !
Our bathroom has a layer of impermeable dust. The bedroom carpet is home to numerous hair magnets. My wife’s goal of nailing every last lock in place has hairspray coated in front of every mirror. Clothes fresh from the wash already have hairs on them.
i still find it hard to believe that anyone thought that Gorilla Glue was even an option!
Actually, at one time women used varnish!
This is glue. Strong stuff. Blues Brothershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq2FTWPYpqw
Ten years old, and still topical.
This is more relevant now than ever before
R.T. is prophetic? Who knew? Alice is more right than she knows; Aqua Net is like glue.
Both theories seem entirely plausible.
That is exactly how you tell someone a fact – leaning in with your arms swung behind you let’s people know you’re serious.
Maybe she should add a little glitter.
In this case, Alice was prescient, because some Darwin Award candidate did use glue in place of hair spray!
Marcus is a fine “straight man” for Alice, even if he is more correct in his explanation than she is….
I love Alice’s body language.