Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 06, 2020

and what would a preschooler with oven mitts possibly do with incomprehensible math homework?

“Well, you see teacher, my sister took my homework to play with it….she had grabmsaster megamitts. "

How about your Dad’s tiny car?

Better than, “My dog ate it.”

“Rampage of plunder”? Something she heard on TV and liked the sound of?

Awwwwww, a little T-Rex Alice, complete with inept but enthusiastic grabby mitts. Can a ginormous tantrum be far behind?

We need to get those to our troops in Afghanistan!

A future Thanos

I can hear it now: Petey to 3rd-grade teacher: “My little sister Grabmaster-Megamitted my homework!”

Third-grade teacher to Petey: “Why can’t you have a hungry dog, like normal kids?”

In later life Alice was known as the Darling of the Asylum…

You need to intervene now Petey before you have to redo the work you’ve already done.