If Danders has a doctorate, would it be an Ed.D. rather than an M.D. or a Ph.D. (or even a Th.D. or a J.D.)?
On Reddit, people respond to me as if I said “Gweep.”
“I am… GWEEP!”
My God, Richard Thompson was good.
I Grok it.
Mr. Danders is one of my favorite characters. He adds a deeply quadrupedal intellectual component that nicely rounds out the dynamic of the strip.
According to the Internet (and what better source could be) guinea pigs live 4-8 years, depending on their environment. In a pre-school, my guess is that they’d last about 3 months.
Pithy words, Dr. D. (except that’s, “…it would be I.”)
Mr. Dr. Danders has a well-nuanced ego. Alice should be properly in awe of the acerbic guinea pig (who is given to exaggeration; but, hey, it’s a talking guinea pig, people!)….
There is simply no justice in Mr. Danders’s life.
Guinea pigs are refectory (they eat their own feces)
I didn’t know this but it doesn’t surprise me as they seem to eat everything else.
I do know that they have post-partum oestrus and can become pregnant immediately after giving birth. We learned that the hard way . . .
Dec 15, 2017