Wouldn’t it be interesting if one of Dill’s parents was sent to jail on Dill’s behalf for federally abusing someone’s mailbox?
I think Alice will have a little trouble with the “talk softly” part.
Dill is doing his part.
Dill is well on his way to being a telemarketer…his “but wait, there’s more” right on.
YAY!!!! Alice’s Big Stick!
Wait until he delivers the Stinging Insect of the Week!
Just like my mailbox deliveries, nothing but junk.
Poor Madeline! Dill’s neighborhood service is unimpeachable! And, besides, Alice needs her Big Stick of the Day!
Go back to the kitchen, Madeline, and take a long, cold swig of an adult beverage….