Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for March 25, 2016
Alice: As long as we're up and talking, I just noticed something interesting. You know the bathroom night light? Petey: GZR. Alice: It's shaped like a clown! I never noticed before! Alice: How long has that been there? Petey: All your life! Okay? Alice: Sshhhh! Jeez. Petey. Do you want to wake everyone up? Petey: Go away.