Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for March 24, 2016
Alice: Petey! Petey! Wake up! I had a bad dream! Petey: Hmpf? Alice: A walking jungle gym came to our house and stuck a tube slide in the window and came t our house and stuck a tube slide in the window and little clowns ran out of it... Alice:...then, after Kevin's giant dog chased daddy's car under the shrub, Grandma flew by on a- Petey: Alice, go tell mom. Alice: I already told mom the whole thing twice and daddy won't wake up enough to pay attention. Petey: Fmpfz.