Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for January 09, 2015
Alice: How can you carry around a present all week and not give it to Viola? Petey: It was easy. Beni: Maybe you could run up to her and throw it at her real hard, then run away. Dill: And hide behind a tree. Beni: Or drop it on her from a height. Then run away again. Alice: Or Beni could kick it so it bounces off her head! Dill: Or my brother's T-shirt cannon is available. Petey: I'm going inside.