Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for January 07, 2015
Alice: It's the twelfth day of Christmas! Petey: I know. Alice: You have to give Viola her present today. Petey: I know! Alice: If you don't, PFFT, no more chances to give Christmas presents. Petey: I KNOW. GO AWAY! Dill: Uh-oh. Alice: Hey. How come nobody's giving me a present today?