Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for October 18, 2014
Mom: Ok, I put the clown back in your jack in the box. You're safe. Alice: Good. Hide it somewhere. Mom: Alice, if you're scared of it, let's give it away- Alice: What? Foist it on some unsuspecting kid? Mom: We could beat it with a shovel and throw it down a mine shaft. Alice: Giving away toys goes against all I hold dear.