Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for March 10, 2014
Ernesto: Ah, Peter! I see you've gotten a haircut! Petey: Yeah, it got too long. Ernesto: I have my hair trimmed thrice weekly in the interest of maintaining a well balanced head and combating hirsutism. Ernesto: My hair grows so rapidly that in two weeks time I can produce a beard to rival that of Rutherford B Hayes. Ernesto: In fact, I just wrote a history report on the Adventures or Rutherford B Haye's Beard! Here, I'll read it. Petey: I gotta go home now.