Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for March 19, 2013
Alice: Will your brother build another trebuchet? Dill: Not yet. First I want them to build something for me. Dill: I want a giant pinching machine thats able to reach for miles so I can pinch my enemies long distance. Alice: Dill, you don't have any enemies. Dill: Wont you be glad such a device is in good hands?