Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 16, 2012
Dad: Is this one of those dumb holiday comedies where the dad does stupid things? Petey: I hope so. Mom: Ssh. Dad: I'll bet that Christmas tree falls on him. Petey: I hope so. Mom: Ssh. Dad: He's not going to climb that ladder. Petey: Yay! Climb the ladder! Alice: Oh no! I lost a mitten in the tub of popcorn! Mom: Alice! Dad: Don't worry Alice. It'll be okay. Petey: Ik. Alice: Its my favorite fuzzy mitten. Mom: We'll find it. Dad: You were eating popcorn with your fuzzy mittens on? Alice: Yes. Mom: Ssh. Petey: Hey! If this was the movie, daddy would accidentally eat the mitten! Alice: Eat the mitten, daddy! Dad: Ssh. Mom: Who are you people?