Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 24, 2012
Miss Bliss: Good morning, Alice. It's your turn to make the morning announcements. Alice: I know, Miss Bliss! Alice: I'd like to cover some issues affecting me, like how few marshmallows were in my cereal at breakfast, and that dumb radio station my mom listens to in the van. Miss Bliss: No, we just need to hear the weather, how the class avocado plant is doing, and what the shape of the day is. Okay? Alice: I think my lack of marshmallows is more interesting than that avocado plant. Dill: Who am I to argue?