Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for January 09, 2012
Petey: I have made a New Year's resolution. Alice: YOU? Petey: I will no longer express disgust or impatience by chewing my arm off. Alice: But that's the best thing you do! Petey: No, I've matured - I can express myself without crude slapstick. Alice: What'll you do instead? Petey: I can roll my eyes so violently they make a noise. Alice: It's just not the same!