Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for October 11, 2009
Alice: Hey, Marcus, is your mom still making scrapbooks about you? Marcus: Yes. It's gotten worse. She's started a blog about me called "Marcus DeMarco, Superstar." Alice: EW. Marcus: It's got everything - stories, quotations, photos, stats. There's a Marcus Forum, a Marucs Art Gallery and a Marcus Mart so you can buy Marcus Wear for all ages and sizes. There are Marcus hats, shirts, scarves, tote bags, umbrellas, soap, bathbeads - Alice: Who's want any of that stuff? Marcus: You'd be surpri- Boy: Hey, Marcus! Marcus: GAH. Boy: My mom loves the bathbeads and my dad wants the shirt in 5x large! Can we do a deal? Alice: EW.