Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 22, 2009
Viola: Turn around, Petey Potterpoop. Your backpack needs a totem. Petey: One that repels Ernesto, if possible. Viola: This one should protect you from Ernesto and other imaginary creatures. Petey: Thanks, Viola. Viola: May your walk home be swift and Ernestoless, Petey Potterpoop! Petey: Be gone Ernesto! Back! Back!