Alice: Hey! My sneakers aren't squeaking! Dill: so? Alice: But there were squeaking so loud, this this - SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! Dill: Wow, clear out of range! Beni: I hear dogs howling.
Have the windows shattered yet?
Someone must have gotten to her shoes with oil.
When my kid was in kindergarten, she had sneakers that didn’t lace up, they had Velcro. We were called to a parent teacher conference. Apparently naptime was being interfered with by that skritck sound. Skritch. Skritch.
Now, I know proud parent moments are generally obnoxious. But really, disturbing naptime in kindergarten with ripping velcro does a parent proud.
I sense a temper tantrum coming…