Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 15, 2009
Petey: I thought up the best scary movie of all time! Alice: What is it? Petey: So you go to the theater and the movie starts - You're waiting for it to be scary but nothing scary happens. You're so tense, your stomach hurts! But nothing scary happens during the whole movie! Then it's over! And you're so relieved it wasn't scary! But as you leave the theater, an usher jumps out from behind a trash can - And he says, "Boo!" That was so scary, my stomach hurts. Alice: If he jumps out and tells you a joke, would it be a comedy? Beni: Not if it made your stomach hurt.