Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 07, 2008
Alice: Petey! I drew a list of all the things I want for Thanksgiving! Petey: You don't get presents for Thanksgiving! You go to Grandma's house and choke down stuffing. (shudder.) Alice: Grandma's house? But that's where Big Shirley the Giant Scary Dog lives! What I want for Thanksgiving is not to be devoured by Big Shirley. Petey: Slather yourself with stuffing. She'll spit you right out.