Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for March 22, 2024

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    Bill Thompson  4 months ago

    How about a nice big bull’s-eye?

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    billsplut  4 months ago

    (Seething with RAGE) “CURSE YOU, GRANDMA…[checks notes]…JOHNSON!”

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    J.J. O'Malley  4 months ago

    Boy, the hammering home this week that Ed hates children and the elderly and doesn’t want to do his job just allows the humor to grow exponentially, does it not?

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    B UTTONS  4 months ago

    Can we paint the back of the bus to look like the prisoner transport bus?

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    Blu Bunny  4 months ago

    What about all different colors and say The Partridge Family on the sides?

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    Gent  4 months ago

    After so many years being school bus drivers these insufferable imbeceels is not know why it is paint in bright yellow colour?

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    nosirrom  4 months ago

    National School Bus Glossy Yellow since 1939.

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    French Persons Premium Member 4 months ago

    Panel 2: That building looks like it could have a sigh with “Arbeit Macht Frei” posted above the doorway.

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    Ichabod Ferguson  4 months ago

    Ed finds a loophole when he purchases his own bus and paints it any color he wants.

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    Geophyzz  4 months ago

    I don’t recommend camo. I had an old military style vehicle (VW Thing) that I painted in desert camouflage, with an Africa Corp logo; and it worked too well. Several times I had to dodge off the road, as other drivers simply didnt see me.

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    rockyridge1977  4 months ago

    Well he gave it the “ole college try”!!!!!

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    Mopman  4 months ago

    YES! I nailed it yesterday. I’m…..proud?

    Now to see if he goes through with my other prediction of Ed deciding to just run over the lady.

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    She’s a wily lady – she’d still spot the bus.

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    lemonbaskt  4 months ago

    i guess ed has never read the teachings of gandi and desmond tutu !

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    DawnQuinn1  4 months ago

    Why would Grandma Johnson want to catch a school bus? Unless it is Crankshaft she is trying to catch.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago

    Crankshaft wasn’t really all that popular at school

    But I remember well the day I thought

    Now, that guy’s pretty cool

    He pulled into the parking lot and everybody cheered

    ‘Cause he’d gone and painted his entire school bus

    Camouflage, camouflage

    It disappears when it pulls out of the garage

    Camouflage, camouflage

    Well, I asked Jenny to the prom

    And her Grandma Johnson knew how to sew

    So she made a matching tux

    And gown from Duck Blind Mossy Oak

    We took pictures in the backyard

    Before we went to the dance

    And the only thing that you can see

    Is our faces and our hands

    Camouflage, camouflage

    You should’ve seen the way it popped with her corsage

    Camouflage, camouflage

    Ain’t nothing doesn’t go with camouflage

    You can blend in in the country

    You can stand out in the fashion world

    Be invisible to a whitetail

    Irresistible to a redneck girl

    Camouflage, camouflage

    Oh, you’re my favorite color, camouflage

    You can blend in in the country

    You can stand out in the fashion world

    Be invisible to a parent

    Irresistible to a redneck girl

    Well, the stars and bars offend some folks

    And I guess I see why

    But nowadays there’s still a way

    To show your Southern pride

    The only thing as patriotic

    As the old red, white and blue

    It’s green and gray and black

    And brown and tan all rolled into

    Camouflage, camouflage

    Designed by Mother Nature and by God

    It’s camouflage, camouflage

    You’re my favorite color, camouflage, yeah

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    tcayer  4 months ago

    It’s funny, because the mechanic took Ed’s dumb suggestion to the school board! That makes him look even dumber than Ed!

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Enough with this story……..

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    csroberto2854  4 months ago

    BRICKS! SO MANY BRICKS!

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    Cabbage Jack  4 months ago

    I’m so excited School District Mechanic is a new regular character! I’m really looking forward to him being fully integrated into the cast next week and not just vanishing after this week of completely random non-sequitur bus jokes are done! I think he and Ralph Meckler are really going to play off each other well.

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    csroberto2854  4 months ago

    Depressed Mechanic: You have no f*cking business to be in this job after murdering your friend, Pop Clutch.

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    EXCALABUR  4 months ago

    Give it up CS you may have met your match.

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    tcayer  4 months ago

    Gee, so the board of education wouldn’t allow you to paint a school bus camo to aid in it NOT picking kids up for school?

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