Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for February 24, 2024

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    Bill Thompson  5 months ago

    How about something funny, like “No, getting the bomb squad to locate and defuse his new flamethrower!”

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    Bill Thompson  5 months ago

    Pmm? You don’t want to bring the bags of fertilizer into the house.

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    charliefarmrhere  5 months ago

    I thought that what garages were for, or doesn’t he have one?

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    Jim G Premium Member 5 months ago

    “So when you say ‘supply chain issues,’ you’re referring to something completely unrelated to supply chain issues? Got it.”

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    Botulism Bob  5 months ago

    That must have filled up half the truck.

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    J.J. O'Malley  5 months ago

    Hahaha, it’s funny because Ed ordered a large amount of gardening supplies. And thus another “Crankshaft” arc comes to its sidesplitting conclusion.

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    B UTTONS  5 months ago

    Dear Mr. Crankshaft.

    You are in violation of the HOA restrictions regarding storing goods and packages in public facing areas of your property.

    You will be fined $1,000 per day for every package remaining on your front property and in community view after 24 hours.


    Your Friendly Homeowners Association Board.

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    French Persons Premium Member 5 months ago

    Not too bright for someone who lives on a fixed income.

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    billsplut  5 months ago

    Like this strip—“WOW, this a lot of manure!”

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    eced52  5 months ago

    Holy Cow, is Ed a prepper?

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    sueb1863  5 months ago

    OK, Pam, time to call the elderly services hotline. This is a sign of mental illness.

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    gammaguy  5 months ago

    There’s something missing in that last frame…

    …a queue of all the neighborhood cats.

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    Out of the Past  5 months ago

    I think as you get old you actually order less stuff. You visualize where it’s going to end up and just skip it.

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    Holy cow! That’s a lot of packages!

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    WilliamVollmer  5 months ago

    I get the joke. Ed has an addiction shopping from this outdoor sports web site, like some have an addiction for shopping from Amazon. Trouble is, do I want it?

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    tcayer  5 months ago

    I guess the Beans End company sold their Sikorsky helicopter…

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    lemonbaskt  5 months ago

    ill flip a coin on what was worse this week cranky or insuffable mary worth

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 5 months ago

    Hmmmm, retirement must be paying off for Cranky?

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    Bruce1253  5 months ago

    I had an uncle who was like that. He was disabled and ordered stuff off the TV all the time. When he passed we found stuff that he never even opened.

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    puddleglum1066  5 months ago

    UPX and Bean’s End have walled Ed up inside his own house! Hooray!! Time to crack open the amontillado!

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    rockyridge1977  5 months ago

    Mush have been on strike for a looooooooooong time!………all the back orders!

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    chief tommy  5 months ago

    Topical and funny and in keeping with Ed’s personality and spending habits

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