Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for May 22, 2024

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    danketaz Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Aah yes, instant muscles!

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    danketaz Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Gene’s mad because he hasn’t seen half of those movies yet.

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    leopardglily  about 2 months ago

    I can no longer read comics while doing stuff because I danm near did a toothpaste spit take on my phone screen when I saw Gene’s face in the last panel.

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    Ida No  about 2 months ago

    Gene: “Babe! I want a DNA test! No way the boy is one of mine!”

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    AlnicoV   about 2 months ago

    Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon on an old episode of SNL as Hanz and Franz is the first thing that came to mind.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 2 months ago

    We could start a fire, make smores, and crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women"

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    Johnnie Polo Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Hasta la vista baby!!

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    Tweener Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Is that good that I can picture every scene (scenes) in my mind’s eye?(Or is it an indication that I have a toomah?)

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    LawrenceS  about 2 months ago

    “Don’t hit me in the muscle! Don’t hit me in the muscle!”

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    Ellis97  about 2 months ago

    They’ve been watching way too many martial arts movies.

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    Kroykali  about 2 months ago

    Should have stuck with the water balloon fight.

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    SquidGamerGal  about 2 months ago

    Umm… I’m pretty sure all those lines are from movies they’re not allowed to watch!

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    nancyb creator about 2 months ago

    If either one of them lands a punch it’s time for the 6th Day.

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    artheaded1  about 2 months ago

    Where’ Hans and Franz?

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    waltermgm  about 2 months ago

    Duelling Arnolds.

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    Bill The Nuke  about 2 months ago

    I had to keep resaying “Iss not a toomah” before I got that one. That’s the only one I don’t recognize, which movie is it from ?

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    JoshHere  about 2 months ago

    I only got one movie, one of the Terminator movies

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    michi  about 2 months ago

    whens the new arc

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    felinefan55 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    ”Get to da choppah!” Predator 1987

    Come wit me if you want to leev!” T2 1991

    Ah’ll be bock!” The Terminator 1984

    Iss not a toomah!” Kindergarten Cop 1990

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Maybe Gene should make them an offer they can’t refuse, because just when he thinks he is out (of being involved in their nonsense) he gets pulled back in.

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    6turtle9  about 2 months ago

    “The Pavement was his enemy!”

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    MichiganMitten  about 2 months ago

    Michigan had a football player named “Amani Toomer” in the 1990s. Given that the relevant movie came out in 1990, large parts of the student section at the stadium would do the “IT’S NOT A TUMAH” quote every time his name was announced.

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    Havel  about 2 months ago

    Being more of a quiet chuckle kind of guy, very few things make me LOL anymore. Well, it occurred when I read this in the local newspaper. Thank you and keep the creativity coming!!!

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    brigidkeely  about 2 months ago

    Gene’s expression is perfect.

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    Doug K  about 2 months ago

    What if there’s an accident? Well … like a good neighbaaa …

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    Daniel Strickland Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Funny, but Arnold’s pronunciation of “California” is closer to the original – correct? – pronunciation than the standard version.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Stallone: I’m making a movie about composers. I’m playing Beethoven.

    Van Damme: I’ll be Mozart.

    Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys, I’m not saying it.

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