Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 20, 2023

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    danketaz Premium Member 7 months ago

    Says the perpetual ten-year old.

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    leopardglily  7 months ago

    I thought they were nine.

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    maureenmck Premium Member 7 months ago

    They’ve got Santa on a technicality.

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    Ida No  7 months ago

    Santa: “Quick, rewind!”

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    Imagine  7 months ago

    This is going to get awkward.

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    I need a burrito  7 months ago

    Miles: Santa, case you haven’t noticed we’re in a comic strip. We don’t age!

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    markkahler52  7 months ago

    The Bridge of Technicality has been reached!

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    LawrenceS  7 months ago

    Gotta look at the clauses in fine print.

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    bmckee  7 months ago

    What about kids that are born on February 29th?

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    Ellis97  7 months ago

    This seems pretty unfair when you think about it.

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    Ellis97  7 months ago

    According to The Year Without a Santa Claus, the big guy actually wants kids to believe in him and the plot revolves around him feeling unappreciated when they stop believing in him. Why would the Crabgrass Santa want kids to stop believing?

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    Can't Sleep  7 months ago

    And Miles finds the loophole!

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    DM2860  7 months ago

    And then they get invited to either go to Hogwarts or they are given a Pokémon and sent out on a quest to find more.

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    jasonsnakelover  7 months ago

    First off, Santa passed away in 1876 40 years after being responsible for the death of the legendary Dave Crockett. Secondly, the fat guy in the red suit is very much past the age of 11, and he believes in himself. Finally one time I was 12 years old.

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    paulscon  7 months ago

    denoelized? trademarked?

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    Mike Baldwin creator 7 months ago

    Age discrimination isn’t pretty.

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