just tell him its a decoration
You’re not being a good best friend, Kevin
Any way to blame this on Kevin’s little brother?
Kevin: “Powers! I meant powers! And you don’t want me to use them again, do you?”
The Three Stages of a Kid Crime Stage 1: “Oh man oh man oh gosh oh man". Stage 2: “Maybe if we put some duct tape on it, dad won’t notice!” Stage 3: “IT WAS HIM!! I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING!! HE DID IT!!”
Kevin, go be useless somewhere else.
“It was a hoard of rogue football players….They outnumbered us….
I wonder if Farmers would cover that?
Kevin, you can’t throw Miles under a bus has already left.
Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.